"Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other." -Red Forman

I was browsing through pictures trying to find one worthy, that appropriately showcased That 70's Show's amazing-ness. Well, BINGO!! I found it, I read this and it just made me laugh maniacally for a few minutes. And some of you might be asking why this made me laugh so hard. Well, for one, I am a That 70's Show fanatic, and I remembered the scene fondly. But I could just hear Hyde's rye and cynical serious voice saying this and after a long and stressful day it gave me a well needed laugh. It feels weird to be ranting on about everything I love on here, but like I even have any one who follows this blog! So I suppose I'm just out here, talking to myself. That's ok though because I'm good with that! Anyway, Hyde is funny and smooth and in a tribute to him (or the amazing writers from the show) I am going to include some of his best quotes and some of my personal favorites. Although Hyde's quotes are like Lays potato chips... You can never have just one! I added some Hyde-Red, Hyde-Laurie quotes too because it makes them make a lot more sense...

Hyde: "I am going to explain my feelings for you in a very advanced form of Japanese poetry called haiku. My hearts aches with pain. When I see you  I vomit. Die away from me."

Hyde: "So there's this car that runs on water man! It's got a fiber glass air-cooled engine and it runs on water man!! (Breaks down in hysterical laughing)

(from TV on weather station) "..barometric pressure from a cold front in Canada..."
Red: "Look at all that that hail in Buffalo!"
TV: ...freezing rain..
Hyde: : "How can you watch this??"
Red: "It comforts me to know there are people out there more miserable than me. Like those people in Buffalo! And you!"

Hyde: "Man would you look at this place? It's kind of girlie.."
Laurie: "It's a girl's room Hyde!"
Hyde: "O, so all those guys, they were just passing through? Well...that's over! Welcome to Hydeville baby!"

Hyde: "Oh, sure, when things get ugly suddenly I'm family!"
Laurie: "Not to me, freak!"
Hyde: "You are so going to end up in porno!"

Hyde: "Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hotdog, you didn't even chew it."
Laurie: "Oh, hey, Hyde, father's day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying, Hi are you my daddy?"
Hyde: "Oh, by the way, Laurie, the surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin."
Laurie: "You know, when you're in prison, you're bad table manners will probably just be a turn on for some guy named Tank."
Hyde: "Oh, well maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit you can ask him to take it easy on me!"
Laurie: "Oh yea, well...nice hair!"
Hyde: "Ah, what's the matter Laurie? Are you all out of put downs?"

Ok, so I only a put few. Sorry if you expected that list to be better. I'll go back later and add some awesome ones I left out. And just for the record I will be doing so so so many posts on the burns of That 70's Show, and for lovers of Kelso's character it will be in a word: epic!